Mr. Too damn good for you!
I paid for the car I pay the kids phone bill I brought her $300 dress and shoes I'm at a 10 a.m. graduation by 8 a.m.. she invites and entertains a bestie who brings no gift to a graduation but after I give money she lied to the baby to give a gift before she leaves and disappears like Casper. Then sneaks off after the modest knee length homecoming dresses prom with all the children to go on a date with an X in all the shit I did no post what has a nice time looking good thank myself o ... f course cuz I am that dude.
She picks up phone calls and suspiciously drops them periodically 5 p.m. so she makes it in 5 a.m.
And she's so stupid to drive her date around in my V oh I'm sorry she gave him my keys this is cute America you know !

That's why I love her she's just like me

Minus the car the dress the shoes and much more to come!