I took Erin homecoming dress shopping today. My favorite lines from the nearby dressing rooms were... "You need to show more cleavage", "Put that dress that barely covers the crack of your ass back on. It was my favorite", "I was hoping you would get a dress with a higher slit", and "I can't zip the zipper up any higher. Don't get mad at me that you have so much back fat." I wish I could tell you it was the girls saying these things, but it was the mothers. Yikes! homecoming dress shops near me