graduation dress code

Here's a thought for 8th grade graduation dress code for girls: if spaghetti straps on girls is such a heinous crime of indecency, then why not just ban all women at the event (moms , aunties, toddlers, grandmas teachers ET al) from wearing them too. Try applying this dress code to every female in attendance. Make them go to 5 different stores trying to find the right dress.

Ban plunging necklines and everything else that could "distract"... but let's not ask males in attendance to be anything other than their natural selves.

Serious. BS.

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